First CCA session of the year or is it second?

Today, in scouts, wait. WHAT AM I DOING IN SCOUTS?! WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN SCOUTS?! SOMEBODY TELL ME!

Well, I accept that I'm in scouts but I can't freaking believe it. Timothy's in basketball! WTF?! We watched as they did their push ups. There's no need for us to do, yet.

Then we picked our patrols. Charles and me aren't sure yet.

We played a game that's lame and cool at the same time. It went like this, we formed a circle. Inside it, in the center, there's a person. He had to touch anyone from the circle but they must be quick. For example, if the monkey, (the one in the center) wants to touch me, I must say another person's particulars. (date of birth, name, address) If he touches me before I can utter anything, then I'm it and I replace the current monkey.

Guess who had to do a forfeit? Me. lol Yes, everyone was clapping for me. The leader, Ashwin, asked me who's my favorite X-men character. I shrugged. He told me to say one character's name. I said Wolverine. I thought that was the forfeit.
But no, I was wrong. Turned out that I had to spell 'Wolverine' with my butt. (I had to spell it in the air, like you do with your finger, except I had to use my butt.)
While I was spelling it, I spelled i with a capital i. (I) Ashwin told me, he didn't like that i. I had to draw a line then jump to put the dot above.
By the time I was done, Everyone was laughing so hard, I thought they were choking. Haha. Then this other guy did the chicken dance while we sang. haha

After that, we had to practice the position we had to do when they give us the command. We laughed so much. The leader, asked Ermanda, "What are you looking at? The girls playing netball? Are they pretty?"

Then we were free.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

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WE ARE SCIENTISTS

Today in science class, I was sitting, arms folded, listening to Mr Foong conduct his lecture. Then, he suddenly pointed to me.

"You there young man, stand up. What's your weight?"

"I think, like, 36 kg?"

Phew. I thought I was in trouble or something. I thought I was dead. Then he asked the another boy the same question.

"You?"

"45 kg."

"Both of you are wrong."


He explained why. He said mass is different from weight.

Weight is the effect of gravity on mass. It changes from location to location.

He said that when asked what your weight is, you should answer (your weight) n ( n for newtons)

Then if asked your mass, you should answer (your mass) kg

Monday, January 28, 2008

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What the hell happened? What the hell!?

The drama class is the lamest. Fruit salad sucks. The reading-the-poem part was mega lame. At first I was laughing so hard because I couldn't believe that we were doing that. After sometime, it grew old. The freaking teacher asked us to read the poem like, read the characters' lines.

My freaking classmates picked me. I kept saying that the Indian guy beside me should read it coz he had experience in Bollywood. lame. But some lame ppl kept shouting AJ. That sucked. I read the monster's part which was ultra lame.

The CCA Results sucked. I joked the moral class leader if I got into girl guides. I was laughing then he said I'm in scouts. I was like What the hell!? Then I lied on the floor for a while. WTF!?

I'm the only one in my class who's in scouts. sheet. Ermanda, Dhipan and Charles were shocked too.
Charles is supposed to be in basketball. And guess what, all the ppl that sucked in basketball got it as their CCA. What the hell is that about!?

Ermanda was in silent anger. Then the scouts introduced themselves to us. They were full of jokes. The teacher ran. That was weird.

And one guy from eagle patrol was too lazy to say anything about the patrol so he just said, "Eagle Patrol is the best in everything." The other guy said, "That's the summary." lol.

Friday, January 25, 2008

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Mdm Kaur

Mdm Kaur, our literature teacher, has many interesting catch phases like "Excuse me, hullo, are you following me?" or "Now, listen very,very carefully, excuse me, who's talking?"

But I've never heard her say this before.

Today she said "... you might think this is silly (referring to something from man from the south)... BULLSHIT!"

Out of nowhere, she shouted the last word.

That's certainly a new one.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

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We got beaten by a girl

We played basketball and we got dominated by a girl. That's it. That's all there is to know. It's hard to steal the ball from her coz we might accidentally... you know what I mean. But she touched Lorenz's and Charles's pieces and it was like play-play to her. What the hell?

And when were going home, (Lorenz and me) we saw Xin Mao with her boyfriend or bro in the bus. Her hair was like idunno. Let me show you a picture. http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d9/M_7/39small-2.jpg

It was like that only rounder. Everyone's eyes were like <<

Well, I still have to do my homework. Actually, it's a group work but my bastard classmates are too lazy to do it. So who's doing it? Me.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

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Mr Foong

What happened in science class... Somebody didn't hand in the books for Mr Foong to check. Angry, he then gave us a lesson why we should take HWs seriously. He said it contributes 15% to your overall results. And about what to do when you're absent and you dunno the HW.

He ended his speech w/ an unusual statement.

He said, (pretending to be a student) "I was absent so I don't have to do your work."

Then he turned to us. He said, "That's horseshit. It's the biggest bullshit I've ever heard."

Nice one.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

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YPS and AI CCA open house

Yesterday, there were so many P6 2007 in YPS. Some of the ppl are:

me
charles
hong siang
jeremy
nurhaini
amirah
jia cuen
lorenzo
rui qin
sok ping
hui min
hong ting
zheng yu
hudzaifah
syukri
faris

well that's all I can remember. Anyway, Hong Siang, Rui Qin, Ezekiel and me went up to the 4th floor and I went inside 6H classroom. And to my surpise, last year's register was still there and everything else that mdm kuek had posted on the notice board. I underlined my name. haha.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

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Hey There Nurhaini by Plain White Jordan

Nurhaini Likes Jordan.
N L J

EVERYONE UNDERSTAND? CLEAR? OK.

I DON'T LIKE CYRAH.
IS THAT VERY CLEAR? IF NOT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SIMPLE ENGLISH.

Today in AI, during recess, we (Charles and me) met this Filipino guy named Van Dam. He's in Sec 3 and he's a great basketball player. Everyone's afraid of him.They think he's fierce but to us he's not. haha.

We watched the other pupils play basketball and then someone, tripped and fell. Van Dam said, "Hey this isn't a swimming pool. No Diving." Then there was another guy who was not dribbling the ball. He was carrying it and running. Van Dam said, "Hey, don't play Rugby." Charles and me laughed so hard. Almost died laughing. And we pretended that we were cousins and told the other guys about it. LOL! So funny.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

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AI camping

I'm typing this one day after the camp coz when I got home, I just collapsed on my bed.

Alright, the camp was somewhere between lame and cool.

The SC treated us like radios. They wanted all of us scream cheers all day long. Sec 1 OI! lame.

GAMES

We had to play this game called 'rescue'. The principal had to lie down on the ropes and get the horn which Matthew, one of the SC, said was very 'magical' without touching the floor which was 'lava'. If it was lava, how come the SC could to stand on it? Henry said people wearing the black shirt, the SC, were magical so they weren't hurt stepping the lava. Yeah, right.
Some of my classmates were telling jokes about Mr Chin, landing on the pointy top of the horn. Too malicious.


COOKING

After that, there was the cooking thing. We cooked Maggie meal, egg and hotdogs. We just put the whole lot on the mestines. To heck with it. haha. We had trouble lighting up the stove. All of lighters were out of gas. I couldn't finish the food so I gave it to one my classmates. He was still hungry.

CAMPFIRE

I don't know what to say about the campfire. They lighted up the fire at the foyer with the so called fire balls. They lighted up the two balls and then slid down the rope and reached wood and the fire ignited. lame.cool. dunno.

We just did some lame cheers. We could've sung the Campfire song song. The one in Sponge Bob. But unfortunately, we didn't. After that, we arranged some candles wrapped in aluminium foil to make the letters Ai with the fire as dot of the 'i'.

SUPPER

Complete chaos. The SC were trying to shut the hell out of everyone but to no avail. And to add to their problems, some people were picky with their foods. One of 1E1's facilitators, Evelyn, (looked like Pan Hui) was pissed. Luckily I wasn't choosy. We had Bread and Milo. I was lining up and when it was my turn to get some Milo, the SC, Ganesh, commented on my cup. She said, "Wah, very sexy." She was referring to my cup, which was slim.

BATH TIME

I didn't take a bath. So did everyone in our basha except for one. Charles didn't. Hong Siang didn't. Haha! We just brushed our teeth. Then we went back to the hall for some final briefing before we went to sleep. There was this indian guy who didn't have any slippers. he asked me to join him and take off my slippers. Maybe he felt embarrassed so I joined him. haha.

LIGHTS OUT
There were six people in our basha. I slept at the very corner. Too crampy inside. And it had fresh air. One Indian, Mr No-slippers, was complaining coz he had too sleep with Mr Stinky. Well, it wasn't my problem. One advantage of sleeping in the basha instead of the tent. If someone let out some anal air, farted in the basha, it would let out eventually. But if someone farted inside the tent, well... you probably know. Not every thing's perfect for the girls. haha.
I slpet like less or more than 3 hours. Woke up at about 4 AM. Looked at people sleeping, laughed at them. So bored. Then brushed teeth and meet in hall.

THE WALK

The longest walk I've ever done, I think. Walked the whole track where YPS did the 1.6 km run. then ate breakfast. Then while we were sitting, we said hello to everyone who walked past. LOL!
Then we had to walk to the bus. Hong Siang, who didn't sleep, said his mind was all blank. He kept pushing me to the right and I had to guide him. haha.

SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS

When we reached AI, we went to the hall. Henry was playing tne piano. He played this song called Canon Rock. Cool. We helped clean the school. Then some final briefing.

AUNTIE BOB'S SHOP

We (Me, Charles and Hong Siang) ate there, after school. We saw Diny playing PS2 (playing SvR 2007) in the barber shop beside it. And we saw Sholihin, Nurhaini and some other people walk past. End of camp.

When I was taking the bus home, there were these two SC who happened to be dating who were on the same bus with me. Just my luck. The last thing I needed.

P.S. I wore the same underwear for more than 24 hours.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

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Hurray! It's now officially 2008!

Good bye 2007, Welcome 2008!!

YEAH! WOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!

2008, YEAH BABY!

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

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