LOW

Are my shorts really that LOW? Why am I asking this?

1. I was looking at myself at the mirror when Sumit asked me "Why are your shorts so low? It should only be this high." He showed me his. It was above his knees. "What? No way," I thought.

2. I was talking to Kim when she asked me "Bakit ang baba ng shorts mo?" (Why are your shorts so low?) I gave her a confused stare. She was the 2nd one to comment on my shorts.

3. Scouts time. We were doing foot drills when my Scouts teacher, Mr Yong, asked me " Why are your shorts so low? Look at the guy behind you, (Kok Teng) he's about the same size as you but his shorts are okay. (Above his knees). This time I was like, "What the hell?" Coming from my Scouts teacher, that proves it. So I pulled my shorts up.

What's up with my shorts?

I just changed some of the lyrics from Flo Rida's song, LOW

I had them Apple Bottom shorts [shorts]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at me
I hit the flo [I hit the flo]
Next thing you know
My shorts got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
I turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
I hit the flo [I hit the flo]
Next thing you know
My shorts got low low low low low low low low

Yes, I know it's lame

Sunday, July 27, 2008

i dont' know how u carved urself into my heart