Racist and SG Man from the south

YO! It's the freakin 1ooth episode of my blog! I didnt do anything special for it. But why should I? I think I won't be going for the 1ooth episode special tradition but I'm going for a 101 special.

1st of all I would like to say sorry to Ash, Dhipan and possibly all Indians out there. 2day, I said A LOT of racist jokes. SERIOUS. I didn't stop cracking those cruel jokes for like... an hour? It was endless. SORRY. I love Indians. Especially when I was finding Charles coz I needed to punch him urgently. They told me that Charles was hiding behind a vending machine. I couldn't have found him there. It was the perfect hiding place.

I take back what I said abt the POWERHOUSE thing.

I was taking bus back home when thi old guy, wearing a panama-like hat carrying a plastic bag was walking around the bus turning those air con nozzles. This was his routine.

1. Play with an air-con nozzle.
2. Sit down at the nearest seat of the air-con nozzle.
3. Stand up after a while and play with another air-con nozzle.

He did this repeatedly until the he reached the end of the bus.

He's like the Singaporean version of Man From The South

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

i dont' know how u carved urself into my heart