1st detention/ FCS / Running through a net

After 9 months, 10 days countless hours and minutes of studying in AI... I served detention for the 1st time in my life.

Mr Ong gave me and a couple of my friends 1 hour discount but it was still boring nonetheless.
Near the end of 1st hour, Ongster conducted a survey.

He said

Sometimes due to some medical conditions, boys cannot be caned. So he will be given 3 detentions as an equivalent to 1 caning. So would you rather be caned or serve 3 detentions?

He asked one boy...

Ongster: Which one would u choose?
Boy: Cane ah
Ongster: Why?
Boy: Caning so fast. Detention so slow.

Then Ongster asked the girls the same question. (If girls are allowed to be caned)

There were 3 girls and all said yes, i think.
Then the boy asked " Cane where?"

Ongster: At the butt. Where else?
Boy: I thought at the hand
Ongster: Hands have nerves so if u miss u might break the person's hand. But butt doesn't have nerves so it heals fast.

I was trying to aim for a 1 year record without detention. So close.

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I was walking past the general office with Ash when suddenly Mr Fong asked me

"Hey, u scout right? come here"

Then he pointed to Ash

"Hey u, u also scout right? Come here"

He was lecturing a girl about her tucked out shirt.

"Do you know that the whole time I'm in school, my shirt is NEVER tucked out? And it's not completely tucked all the way in. Then why is your shirt out? Let me enlighten you, you pulled it out. I can do a Science experiment with u to see if your shirt will become tucked out."

I was like, what does this have to do with us?

That whole time we were beside him during his lecture. Then suddenly he told us,

"Hey you two. Why are you eavesdropping on me?"

What the hell? He called us and he said we're eavesdropping on him. FCS has serious problems with Scouts.

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We played volleyball behind the D and T room. And it soon turned out to be a soccer match between Dhipan and Ash. The ball flew away, and Dhipan and Ash were sprinting through a series of volleyball nets. Then I saw Ash run through a net. It knocked him off his feet and landed on his ass. Then he lay down on the floor like a corpse. With the carcass of his phone beside him.

I ran to him really trying hard to control laughter. Then suddenly Dhipan LOLed and I did the same. He's okay except for a broken (not sure) arm.

How could someone run through a net? That's ridiculous

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

i dont' know how u carved urself into my heart